?

Log in

 
 
25 May 2010 @ 01:37 pm
Tales of the moron  
Sitting in the theatre on my lunch break, seriously wondering if actors are born with some kind of... idk, defective gene or something that makes them act so bizarrely.

The warm ups are mad, I almost got kicked in the face twice and they're just so SERIOUS about being true to a bunch of shite. Gah, sorry, not usually this annoyed, but sometimes actors treat the techies like a sub-standard species and it gets to me.

However, in better news, I've applied for a bunch of technical jobs in schools this coming september, maybe teaching what I know =)

OH

And here is the next episode in : THE TALES OF THE DUMBASS CALLED ENA!

Once upon a time there was a girl called Ena. She shaved her legs so that she could wear shorts as the weather is getting very very warm. She did not realise she had cut herself with the razor near the top of her inner thigh.

She put on some lovely cream coloured shorts... and was only aware she had cut herself shaving when some embarrassed but kind woman offered her a tampon thinking she was staining her shorts because of her monthly friend.

Thus Ena is now embarrassed, and having to explain to everyone she CUT HER LEG WHILE SHAVING.

/sob

The End
 
 
 
a.k.a. Nikipediaproudmode on May 25th, 2010 02:00 pm (UTC)
/ttly not laughing over here

CONGRATULATIONS, ENA, YOU'VE WON THE GENIUS AWARD! \8D/

Good luck with those jobs, hon. xD
Luthienaprof_ryoki on May 25th, 2010 02:04 pm (UTC)
stfu I am so beyond mortified it's not even funny.

wtf is my life.

no. really. D8
MewtwoWarrior: L Freaks Outmewtwowarrior on May 25th, 2010 05:01 pm (UTC)
:| That's horrible that the actors treat you guys like crap. I hope you get a job at one of the schools!

Oh, wow, that must have been a nasty cut if it bled that much! D: I cut myself shaving all the time, but they usually stop bleeding after a little bit.

*hugs*
Luthienaprof_ryoki on May 27th, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it was a bad cut, but it didn't hurt.
MewtwoWarrior: Bleachmewtwowarrior on May 28th, 2010 02:07 am (UTC)
*hugs* I'm glad it didn't hurt.
Misu: 07 Ghost-*Pets*/My precious friendmako_pretty on May 25th, 2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
*pets*
Luthienaprof_ryoki on May 27th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
=D
Dee or Dawndawnnamira on May 25th, 2010 09:37 pm (UTC)
That's why I don't shave above my knees. But I don't wear shorts anyway so...

*snuggles* Don't be embarrassed, it happens to everyone!
Luthienaprof_ryoki on May 27th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
/is embarrassed
Dee or Dawndawnnamira on May 27th, 2010 11:55 pm (UTC)
Dooooooon't.
arthoniel: Random- Touched by an angel. Of music. Aarthoniel on May 26th, 2010 01:32 am (UTC)
As an actor, any actor who treats anyone like that is a moron who deserves to be slapped. Especially the techies- any one of us who is actually knows anything about acting knows that you respect the tech or you act in the dark. Maybe you should enforce that? XD

And I've never had that exactly happen to me... but I have gotten my actual period unexpectedly while wearing light-colored shorts. Yays for our combined fails? XD
Luthienaprof_ryoki on May 27th, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I feel like just smacking the blackout button or telling them to rig their own damn lights and AV.
☠☠☠ DARTH VIDA: ☆ I'm not your boyfriend babytheninthspiral on May 26th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC)
LEMME AT THOSE PONCY ACTORS, I'LL SHOW THEM WHO'S A SUBSPECIES ASJFLJ;;

And that's almost on par with the incident where you didn't take that horror make-up and went to the supermarket. :|a

Aaalso, I'm cheering for you baby! Find an awesome job~! 8D B-But don't overwork yourself eitherrr.
Luthienaprof_ryoki on May 27th, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)
They keeps saying crap like; it's obvious why she's backstage, look at the size of her.

D:

Fankoo bb~