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26 September 2010 @ 11:13 pm


PLEASE FRIEND... enabeans

Yes, I know, I'm original... anyway, don't leave me on my lonesome, come and friend me <3
05 June 2010 @ 03:21 pm
I have officially finished the run of the weirdest show I have ever worked on.

Seriously. WTF.

It was a piece devised by the actors, and I'm not sure what it says when the pivotal scene of the show is one of the characters, absolutely bollock naked (and he wasn't an attractive man =/) on all fours, getting spanked... while five mexicans dance around him to 'Cuban Pete'.

You know. That song from The Mask.

Righto, I'm now off to bleach my brains to get rid of that sight.
31 May 2010 @ 01:49 pm
It's bank holiday monday.

I'm at the theatre; I've been here since 9.30am and will be here until 10pm. I am on my 25 minute lunch break.

I am grumpy.

Someone send me stuff to cheer me up when I get home - videos, links, pics, hugs...
27 May 2010 @ 11:38 pm
So I'm quite proud in a weird way. I was talking about how I was playing a joke on my housemate, which involved jam, and this sparked a challenge to make a post about jam...


Trafalgar Law
Tres Iqus
Shayera Hol
Cloud Strife
Caterina Sforza

The joke on my housemate was:

I took some raspberry jam and mixed it with biscuit crumbs, then left that in a box outside her door with a note that said...

I have kidnapped your biscuit tin; if you do not want your party rings to meet the same fate as your jammy dodgers, leave gummy bears outside my door by midnight!

IDEK. I was bored.
25 May 2010 @ 01:37 pm
Sitting in the theatre on my lunch break, seriously wondering if actors are born with some kind of... idk, defective gene or something that makes them act so bizarrely.

The warm ups are mad, I almost got kicked in the face twice and they're just so SERIOUS about being true to a bunch of shite. Gah, sorry, not usually this annoyed, but sometimes actors treat the techies like a sub-standard species and it gets to me.

However, in better news, I've applied for a bunch of technical jobs in schools this coming september, maybe teaching what I know =)


And here is the next episode in : THE TALES OF THE DUMBASS CALLED ENA!

Once upon a time there was a girl called Ena. She shaved her legs so that she could wear shorts as the weather is getting very very warm. She did not realise she had cut herself with the razor near the top of her inner thigh.

She put on some lovely cream coloured shorts... and was only aware she had cut herself shaving when some embarrassed but kind woman offered her a tampon thinking she was staining her shorts because of her monthly friend.

Thus Ena is now embarrassed, and having to explain to everyone she CUT HER LEG WHILE SHAVING.


The End
20 May 2010 @ 06:08 pm
So I've really cut down my RP journals and communities, but for some reason I'm still a lazy ass when it comes to tagging and posting. Lol fail.

I only play these guys now, which I'm sure you all really want to know (sarcasm ftw):

@ paradisa :

Ukitake Jyuushiro [thirteenth] -- Bleach
Lilith Sahl [lovingguide] -- Trinity Blood
HC IIIX Tres Iqus [machineish] -- Trinity Blood
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce [paidthepryce] -- Buffy / Angel
Suoh Tamaki [daddyhost] -- Ouran High
Léa Papin [christinesfolly] -- Sister My Sister

@ microcosm_rp :

Cain Knightlord [rebirththeworld] -- Trinity Blood

@ anarchy_rpg :

Ichimaru Gin [psychoticsilver] -- Bleach
Ukitake Jyuushiro [thirteenth] -- Bleach

Trinity Blood has replaced Bleach as my main fandom, I can't get enough of it, which I blame entirely on priestish.

Meh. Well that was a random ramble.
14 May 2010 @ 12:32 am
I went to see Enron tonight with a bunch of other techies... don't. It's like watching someone's financial AGM meeting while stoned, I just lost three hours of my life I will never get back.


The weird thing happened on the tube home, I was sat with Susan (one of my friends) and there was another man in the carriage - looked quite geeky; glasses, bow tie, shirt in his trousers that were up to his chin.

We get to Loughton, which is the stop before us, and this guy gets up to get off; but before he does, he turns to Susan and says... in THE most conversational tone ever:

"By the way, nice breasts."

What. The. Hell?
10 May 2010 @ 07:20 pm
Mehhh, do you ever have one of those days where all your insecurities just rise to the surface? And often about the stupidest things, as well. Yesterday night and today have been just that.

See now, logically I can tell myself I'm being a fool, and that people get busy and it doesn't mean anything. Lmfao, I get busy enough myself and flake out.

I guess it's just that until about two weeks ago, there were a few friends who I rp'd with a lot - if I wasn't asking them for something, they were asking me. Now it's just me that asks them, and more often than not they're reluctant or say YAY LETS and then immediately get called afk, or get super busy.

I know, I know. Crai moar.

I guess I'm just worried I'm bothering them. My biggest fear online is that the people I chat to or rp with, will realise I'm not worth their time and they could be spending it with better and cooler people.

It's just my own insecurities and I need to get over them.

This entry had no real purpose but to get that out of my mind, so I can potentially see how childish and stupid these fears are.
09 May 2010 @ 04:53 pm
My landlord came

He has just left



I have pieces of smoke alarm and ceiling all over my room. And I have silence. This makes me happy.
09 May 2010 @ 02:17 pm


I know, it has to be a low battery making it beep this way. Over and fucking over. But I can't get the battery out, I've been trying and it's jammed in. I just... I don't know what to do.

It's been beeping at me for 37 hours now.

I want to die. I'm in tears, I can't sleep. I thought this was just a funny sketch that happened on Friends, how little did I know that the EVIL LITTLE BASTARDS will really beep like that at you.

Kill me. Chop off my ears. Help me.

06 May 2010 @ 10:02 am
...egg and chips

No, actually, me. I know, that's a bit of a let down after the egg and chips hype, but there's nothing I can do D:

So I have been sorely neglecting both my personal journal and my F-list. I'm so sorry, this will change now!

/fist pump of determination!

So tell me, all. How are you?
14 February 2010 @ 07:11 pm
Hey ho, another fic from me. Trinity Blood this time!

Title: Puppet Master
Rating: Uhh... adult?
Written for: Mako
Characters: Cain and Dietrich
Disclaimer: No own-y, no sue-y.

Puppet Master

How had it come to this?

How had he miscalculated so badly?

A scream ripped from Dietrich's throat as a claw almost gently slit open the skin of his abdomen and reached in to grasp his intestinal tract.

It had been a grave error, but he had been so sure. Furious at being treated like just another servant, enraged at being forced to follow orders. He hated it. Despised it. Only his Herr could hope to get away with it, and this had been one step too far. The punishment for the debacle with Radu had been too humilitating, and he would stand for it no longer.

His strings could hold anyone and anything, he was positive if he could just get enough attached before Cain noticed...

How foolish.

Cain's smile was bright and innocent as he tugged at the organ, pulling it out in a spiel of gore and bloodied clots of gristle. He deftly tied one end around Dietrich's wrist, and then abandoned it like a brilliant red bracelet that trailed inside the cherub-looking boy.

Moving around behind Dietrich, Cain's arms closed around a heaving chest, hands above a fluttering heartbeat as his lips moved to press an almost tender kiss to the soft skin of his neck. His voice was gentle, soothing, calming.

"Hush now, Dietrich, the lesson has just begun and I would hate to grow impatient with you."

"...Mein Herr, please..." His voice was a bare whimper, but he had to try. He wouldn't die for this mistake, he could only hope Cain had found amusement in his futile efforts to puppet something godlike in power.

Cain hushed him again, breath ghosting across his neck and disturbing the fine brown hairs on his jawline. His lips once more connecting tenderly with skin that was covered in a fine sheen of sweat, even as his claws dug mercilessly into the flesh of his back and ripped out his spinal cord.

Dietrich went limp immediately, paralysed and dying. He couldn't feel anything as his other arm was lifted and the end of his own spinal cord attached in a mirror bracelet to the bloodied intestine around his other.

The last thing he saw and heard before black oblivion claimed him was Cain, excited smile on his blood-spattered face, tugging on the disgusting trailing bits of himself to pull his arms over his head and murmuring soft words.

"Now, Marionette Spieler, my faithful puppeteer, dance on my strings."
25 December 2009 @ 10:29 pm
Merry Christmas!!

I am working on gifts for everyone, but they're not done yet... *fail*

Sorry, they'll be done as soon as I can kick my ass in gear.

ilu all.

Beddy byes now.
14 December 2009 @ 04:27 am

9 x Trinity Blood {Tres}
4 x Bleach {1 x Renji, 2 x Ryuuken, 1 x Ryuuken + Uryuu}
28 x FAKE {5 x Ryo, 15 x Dee, 8 x Dee/Ryo}
1 x Bear (Just for SeeMe~)


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25 November 2009 @ 07:30 pm
Behold... My Future
  I will marry Em.  
  After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Niki\'s forgotten tag list in our fabulous House.  
  We will have 92 kid(s) together.  
  Our family will zoom around in a bluish Wheelbarow.
  I will spend my days as a Sex therepist, and live happily ever after.  
whats your future

Clearly Em and I are meant for each other... a billionaire and a sex therepist. >.>
23 November 2009 @ 06:20 pm
This entry is under an lj cut because it's pointless whining about fuck all. Feel free to skip past it.

Blah blah blah. Crai moar.Collapse )

In other news. THANK-YOU, EM! ♥ Paid time for Byakuya for Christmas, ilu.
22 November 2009 @ 06:17 am
...Love Cheese. *shudders*

Enough said.
21 November 2009 @ 07:32 pm
Why do I always do this to myself?

I get a character I really enjoy playing, I even get semi-confident that they're not crap, and then something happens to make me doubt why I'm playing them at all and make me consider dropping.

Stupid. Bloody. Head.

On another note, I am clearly a whiny sod who needs to chill out.
21 November 2009 @ 03:22 pm
Step One
- Make a post (public, friendslocked, filtered...whatever you're comfortable with) to your LJ. The post should contain your list of 10 holiday wishes. The wishes can be anything at all, from simple and fandom-related ("I'd love a Snape/Hermione icon that's just for me") to medium ("I wish for _____ on DVD") to really big ("All I want for Christmas is a new car/computer/house/TV.") The important thing is, make sure these wishes are things you really, truly want.
- If you wish for real life things (not fics or icons), make sure you include some sort of contact info in your post, whether it's your address or just your email address where Santa (or one of his elves) could get in touch with you.

Step Two
- Surf around your friendslist (or friendsfriends, or just random journals) to see who has posted their list. And now here's the important part:
- If you see a wish you can grant, and it's in your heart to do so, make someone's wish come true. Sometimes someone's trash is another's treasure, and if you have a leather jacket you don't want or a gift certificate you won't use--or even know where you could get someone's dream purebred Basset Hound for free--do it.
You needn't spend money on these wishes unless you want to. The point isn't to put people out, it's to provide everyone a chance to be someone else's holiday elf--to spread the joy. Gifts can be made anonymously or not--it's your call.
There are no rules with this project, no guarantees, and no strings attached. Just...wish, and it might come true. Give, and you might receive. And you'll have the joy of knowing you made someone's holiday special.

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